Two finds: the pizza smoothie, discovered in today’s Zits –
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– and cockolate (yes, more chocolate penises), especially in the form of Cockolate Pops.
The pizza smoothie turns up in other playful contexts, most notably in a public service ad from the National Responsible Fatherhood Clearinghouse (whose theme is “Take Time to Be a Dad Today”). Some expanatory text:
This guy knows his son can’t eat pizza because he has braces. So, he turns that slice of greasy pizza into the world’s unhealthiest smoothie [which the kid, of course, adores]. The ad was created by the federal Fatherhood and Mentoring Initiative.
It’s morning in America! Pizza smoothies for everyone.
Gentle humor with a message.
Then there’s a project from Derek Schooley Design, which has the pizza smoothie concept and a design for a bottle, but not yet (apparently) an actual product. The text from DSD and the bottles:
Although quite the stretch of the imagination, I dream of a world where pizza and milkshake can work together. This was the inspiration for designing a brand new beverage line about heatable pizza shakes. The fun and intriguing bottle shape combined with the unique visuals of a pizza and a blender help draw attention to the packaging. The rest of the magic comes from the reactions one might expect when considering drinking down one of these babies.
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On to cockolate. Yesterday, in my posting on edible penises, I noted the portmanteau cockie ‘cock cookie’ and remarked that I hadn’t found any cites with chocock ‘chocolate cock’. Then last night I realized I hadn’t looked for the other way of combining cock and chocolate, namely cockolate — and then I found a gold mine. Lots more chocolate penises (and, incidentally, lots more chocolate cock referring to the penis of a black or brown man), but especially this entertaining commercial product:
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Cockolate Pops was erected in 2010. We specialize in Erotic Chocolate Lollipops (cock and pussy pops). Cockolate Pops make a brilliant bachelorette party gift idea. Great for passion parties as well. Our Gourmet Cockolate Pops Lollipops have a wonderful taste, made of some of the finest stuff around, and they are available in 8 different delicious flavors. Remember, We’re Not Just Dicks!
And an injunction to consume the product:
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(#4)And that’s the amazing food news for today.
